The Wolf and the Kremlin

Chapter 10: The Beginning of the End

The motive for the destruction of Russia was clear. The snakes were already in their nests. However Russia needed to be weakened before she could be taken. This led to a long fight between Putin and the rest of the government. In the early stages though Putin may have thought Petruschev and co were hangovers from the communist days still hoping to restore the glory of the Soviet Union. To an extent the ceaseless bickering and acts of increasing hostility towards the rest of eastern Europe and the American government by Putin's replacement team could have just come from unadulterated old school Soviet zeal. The results though did Russia no good though. Russia was driven increasingly away from almost all industrialized nations; her economy and with it her technological and industrial base so essential to her military stagnated; her best educated citizens continued to leave, if anything, at an accelerated rate. Russia was slowly failing and being driven into more and more dependence on the iranian-Chinese block.

The first flare-up in Ukraine really drove Russia, and Putin, farther into isolation. Ukraine was having the typical problems of a democracy with diversity. Half the country was having a not quite violent civil-war with the other half which of course turned into a violent civil war. The Russian part wanted to go in one direction and the Polified Ukrainian part wanted to do the opposite. The Russians apparently won a election. Ukrainian side decided to overthrow the election. Ukrainians tried this sort-of peacefully at first, then somebody started shooting, this became an excuse for violence. The “peaceful” Ukrainian faction burned their own capital and ran through the streets waving SS flags and AK-47s as the Russian faction fled or their lives. (Strange how when such things happen in Kiev they are a heroic restoration of freedom and democracy but when they happen in Washington D.C., sans the SS flags, such are a violent insurrection?)

Chapter 11: Russia's Own Worst Enemy

The Russian military, provoked by some thugs, then sallied in to put an end to any chance of a peaceful resolution or anything like normal relations between Russia and Ukraine. Whether goaded by Patrushev or of their own instigation a second faction of ethnic Russians adds to the chaos by succeeding from the union. Putin's replacement team then started an undeclared war with Ukraine in favor of the separatists and annexed the Crimea. At this point Ukrainians inclined to oppose the Russian territorial acquisitions could show their patriotism by volunteering to fight in the east and get their heads blown off by Russian artillery like-as not.

That was all they could do this to prove themselves until Medvedev came to the rescue. Medvedev begin shouting ceaselessly at the Neo-Nazi Azovs as the main threat to Russia; thus transforming proof of patriotic heroism in the cause of Ukraine to a simple matter of going out into the street and cheering some NAZIs completely out of range of the demon artillery. Pretty soon most of the population of Ukraine (the real Ukraine in the west) is out in the streets in support of the NAZI's. And the Azovs are the darlings of all the girls in Kiev. The NAZI's thus explode from a tiny marginalized faction to the most powerful force in the Ukrainian government.

In the meanwhile, in eastern Ukraine, the ethnic Russians, are in completely confusion, not wanting the political changes, but afraid that any protest of what the west is celebrating, would immediately be used as an excuse to invite the afore-mentioned artillery blasting mess or helpful Russians into their villages. At this point having insured that Russia would never again win an election in Ukrainian by removing the most pro-Russian voters, terrifying the rest with the threat of imminent death; and resurrecting the NAZI party, the incredible diplomatic skill of Putin's replacement team can only be compared to that of certain American political genius's on some of their better days. Ukraine looked pretty much like a CIA operation at this point.

Chapter 12: No Rest for the Wicked

In fact it was so bad that the real CIA had to re-think his retirement plan and fight his way out of the Kremlin before the disaster became a flash-point for the next world war. Putin insisted on an interview with the German press. KGB and co weren't happy, in fact it looks like they literally threw the intrepid little President off a mat and into something that in spite of his training he failed to entirely avoid. From the way the President was sitting at the beginning of the interview he clearly had a bruise on the posterior. Putin nonetheless tries to negotiate with his favorite counterparts in the west, the Germans, clearly angling for something to trade with his military in return for settling the Crimean dispute with internationally monitored elections.

At this point Putin was probably not quite but almost the only man in Russia who was still trying for a peaceful democratic solution to the Ukrainian dispute. The military was only too proud of their ridiculous triumph over a few thugs to do anything but prance around with the severed limb of their former ally in their teeth; and completely oblivious to the fact that a tactical triumph over a few teenage skinhead wanabes was completely eclipsed by the strategic disaster of confirming a reputation for chewing up one's own allies. The oligarchs never did have any loyalty to Russia that came before profit; although the sanctions might have been of some worry to the oligarchs most of them were trading with China and the middle east anyway, Russia's treacherous “friends”. The Russian people were so busy opposing to the western press that they failed to realize that they were as effectively being herded to their ruin by their highly predictable opposition as they would be if they obeyed every word that came out of Barrack Hussein's mouth. Even if the CCP aligned KGB did not engineer the entire debacle it couldn't possibly have served their purposes better if they had.

Putin at this point had essentially no allies in ending the conflict, especially not in Russia. He nonetheless fishes for something to trade the military, holding out internationally monitored elections in the disputed territory as a trading piece. The German journalist completely ignored the very obvious offer and I could swear Putin looked totally relived; perhaps he wasn't looking forward to the massive brawl with the army which anything like the mention of international intervention in the Crimean elections was going to detonate not to mention all the addition things the KGB would probably have found to throw him into during his next calisthenics session. Putin should have known; the last thing any EU power wanted was peace between Russia and Ukraine; peace could only have led to the danger of the renewal of the little Slavic Union; the hated little Slavic Union that was the last thing the EU wanted competing with them in Eastern Europe. So Putin was thwarted once again and Russia's enemies both within and without happily watched her fall once again.

Chapter 13: Mass Murder and the Beginning's End

The peace process was absolutely stopped for an interval when Barrack Hussein, his CIA, and his Indonesian and Ukrainian allies flew a passenger plane from Ukraine straight into Russia right over the boarder between the two waring countries straight over the war zone (an Iranian tactic). Of course this did not end well for the “infidel” men, women and children aboard the plane. But muslims like Barrack Hussein and his Indonesian friends have kind of a history with “infidel” airline passengers. If anyone doubts whether the destruction of the airplane was a known outcome of the vector given by Kiev, the paths of hundreds of American and European flights refusing the Ukrainian flight vector straight along the same path provides mute testimony to the fact that the outcome was known. Flying an airplane into a war is about as innocent as flying it into an active volcano. Also the same Indonesian airline that killed the “infidel” French-Indian passengers by flying them through the Russian-Ukrainian war had previously killed an entire plane of Chinese, also “infidels,” less than a few months earlier by flying them into the ocean. Besides Barrack Hussein accidentally confessed to the massacre when he claimed the missile came from Russia. If he was watching that particular missile transported to that particular SAM, he not only knew exactly where the SAM was he knew it was armed and fully operational. He just sat and watched the Indonesians fly that airplane to its death. (the relatives of the victims have an excellent case against the Ukrainian and American governments; Also, if memory serves the Hussain administration went so far as to state that it was safe to fly above 30,000 ft. If this was in fact a statement made by the CIA it lead directly to the destruction of the airplane)

It took a while before the Barrack's CIA orchestrated murder of these civilians cleared up enough to allow the peace process to restart and in any way limit the deaths of further civilians in the Dombas. Putin however came back, bypassed the murderous American regime, and utilizing his previous ties with the German government which fortunately had other priorities than murder as an instrument of power. Because the German government puts climate protection before suppressing Russia they are hated by both American parties. However Germany's dedication to ending climate change also became the instrument of ending war. Putin was able to leverage his trade ties from natural gas to also gain a hearing with the Germans and later other members of the EU. This at least led to the Minsk accords which had they been followed would have ended the violence. The Ukrainian interpretation of not firing on civilians however was not to fire into civilian neighborhoods more than about three times a year. Since the Ukrainians essentially depopulated the disputed province by this kinda of artillery based lottery system, they only killed around ten or so civilians a year with their shells. The Native Americans and their allies in the EU thereby proclaimed that the Ukrainians were completely peaceful since this number of deaths of mere Russians was deemed by the sinless race (their own definition of themselves and the Aryan muslims), the white Native American (btw I don't count people with pre-Columbian origins as “Native Americans”, some of my ancestors were likely here before Columbus, just as long as they are members of the same damm invasive species as the best of us), as completely insignificant. In any case, the war between Russia and Ukraine was silenced rather than ended.